E.very V.illian I.s L.emons

slavocracy:

one thing i really like about myself is how im the greatest person alive

boibologna:

this is why kirby doesn’t talk

fruitappreciation:

omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now

onlylolgifs:

Katy Perry’s first and last attempt at crowd surfing

adventure-time-gif:

The Monologue of the Lich.

mister-smalls:

nylooms:

tupacabra:

image

it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

The Fault in our (Lob)Stars

val-hella:

a summary

emobaria:

I can’t believe Jesus hatched from an Easter egg 2000 years ago