May 2012
mechastreisand:
omg they made like a commemorative coin for the year anniversary of bin ladens death and this is what it says on the front
‘MERICUH
Reblog if you like touching butts.
Police kill naked man found eating face off of... →
fyeahmortalkombat:
Breaking away from Mortal Kombat for a second to inform you:
THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE IS UPON US.
all-american-antichrist:
rarity-is-best-pony:
sinidentidades:
pieceinthepuzzlehumanity:
One man was shot to death by Miami police, and another man is fighting for his life after he was attacked and his face allegedly half eaten, by a naked man on the MacArthur Causeway off...
u-ok:
bbritpop:
my whole dash is eurovision and i feel left out
what the fuck is eurovision
clairesawyer:
If I was a celebrity I would go knocking on doors and be like hello yes it’s me
tourist: could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
new yorker: no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol
tourist: oh you think your clever???
new yorker: what
tourist: i'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness
new yorker: oh... oh god i'm so sor
tourist: no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself
the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole